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Critique of Some Weather AI Slop

June 10, 2026 by tornado Leave a Comment

This is an example of AI slop in weather communications. Let’s look just at the graphic, while trying not to laugh at the casual editorial laziness involved in leaving the “(398 characters)” tag in the text description. 🫣

AI Slop Cloud Formations

Each cloud-type illustration is overly sharp-edged and so idealized as to be rather unrealistic for the human observer to expect. The stratus illustration is hardly “flat”, but instead quite deeply textured in both form and grayscale shading. [In fact, it most closely resembles the altocumulus undulatus cloud type and not stratus, given the wavy character and somewhat convective (as opposed to stratiform) tops.] Nimbostratus will not have such crisp, cauliflower-like turrets visible immediately above. Not all Cumulonimbi produce lightning (and therefore thunder), and almost never have overshooting tops covering such a large percentage of such an obviously small and young anvil area.

Since complaints are fairly worthless without solutions, here is a solution: use actual photographs of clouds to illustrate the types, as has been done for decades in both printed and online cloud atlases and posters. This validates authenticity (as long as the description is accurate, of course).

Weather photographers have covered this realm for a very long time! And if the presenter is too cheap or lazy to license photographers’ work, most cloud types have typically lower-quality, but still often usable, public-domain imagery available for the cost of some search effort.

Here is my own online “Mini Cloud Atlas” of a lot of different cloud forms. The cloud gallery and entire SkyPix site are searchable by name of cloud type, or click on keywords at the bottom of each image page.

https://skypix.photography/category/mini-cloud-atlas/

Filed Under: Weather Tagged With: AI slop, artificial intelligence, atmospheric science, cloud types, clouds, communication, communication skills, meteorology, science, science communication, weather

Shut Up about “Chemtrails”: They’re Not Real!

April 13, 2026 by tornado Leave a Comment

This BLOG often deals with science and weather — hence, its name. As such, the following won’t surprise most people who have read it, and if you agree with the title, feel free to skip this one. It’s for the likely small minority of readers who think “chemtrails” actually are a thing. Unfortunately, the majority (not all!) who spout such talk seem to be fellow conservatives. Sad!

For any “chemtrail” people in my audience, pay close attention. What follows are hardcore facts delivered with a dose of tough love. I care about you and the veracity of our sociopolitical messaging, and as someone well-qualified to do so (see below), want to figuratively slap this one bit of absolutely baseless nonsense right out of your noggin.

Chemtrails are made-up paranoid bullshit. So is any “research” that claims to prove them.

Cloud seeding is completely unrelated, is designed to increase rain volume in totally different types of clouds, and even that is not scientifically proved (nor provable) to work in the real atmosphere. It only can be verified in tightly controlled, boxed-in lab settings that cannot mimic the complexity of the real sky. For more learning on cloud seeding from a real weather scientist (Chuck Doswell, R.I.P., one of the best there ever was), read his explanation.

Fundamental scientific and mathematical reality abounds: 2+2=4, water is wet, and contrails are not “chemtrails.” As explained in this SkyPix link, they are simply hot jet-engine exhaust cooled down fast. First it cools to the dewpoint, condensing the water vapor, then rapidly to freezing and beyond, forming ice crystals. [Condensation straight to ice also is possible.] In an atmosphere just moist enough that the crystals don’t evaporate (“sublimate” in ice terms) almost instantly, they stick around at least briefly where they were laid, forming the contrails, that in turn can be deformed, flattened, moved whole, or fragmented by surrounding wind.

That’s it! You can make contrails too, under the right conditions. On a cold, moist night or twilight, so you can see it better, walk backward or sideways while exhaling. The jet engine of course is far larger and hotter, with a lot more water vapor and exhaling force than your lungs. And it’s very cold up there where planes fly high — tens of degrees below zero, even in summer.

These truths are simply indisputable by rational and sane people. All else is unadulterated bullshit. It’s tiring and discouraging to see this rubbish repeated and spread over years and years, by so many smart but gullible people who should know better, and far too many others who clearly weren’t taught how to think critically, all latching onto the most extreme possibilities dredged from the sewer sludge of conspiratorial fantasy.

Who am I to say these things? As for research, I have published over 100 formal and conference papers in atmosphere science, as a full-time weather forecaster, who also has been a scientific journal editor for 21 years and documented clouds and storms photographically for 40 years. Simply put, I absolutely DO understand cloud formation by type far, far, far better than any chemtrail crackpot claiming to “do my own research.” And I don’t care if some tone-policing nitwit, acting like a refugee from either the Harper Valley PTA or Florida’s worst condo association, thinks that’s “bragging” or “arrogant”. It ain’t, since it’s factually true.

Real science is not about finding some compelling-sounding video by some rage-baiting YouTube yahoo claiming knowledge he doesn’t really have, then nodding your head and saying, “Hell yeah duuuuuuude!”, then calling that research.

I challenge anyone here who has done “my own research” (which is not looking up crackpot websites or YouTube videos, but actual science) to show me your CV with some peer-reviewed published papers. Can’t? Then sit down and learn something from those of us who have. Aside from basic atmospheric physics, a helpful concept to learn would be, how bad ideas spread.

I’m not debating this. I’m typing out the plain factual truth. Can’t handle the truth? Your problem, not mine. Get help.

The final word on contrails vs. “chemtrails” has been written.

Onward!

Filed Under: Weather Tagged With: atmospheric physics, atmospheric science, chemtrails, cloud, cloud formation, cloud seeding, clouds, condensation, conspiracy theories, contrails, meteorology, physics, pseudoscience, reason, science, weather

Dawn Walk

August 9, 2012 by tornado Leave a Comment

Awake all night, as I tend to be between sets of evening and overnight shifts, I recently would see a preconceived drudgery transformed into a blessing.

Juvenile trees needed watering yet again. In a severe drought year, this menial toil for us becomes a matter of survival for certain young shrubbery on our acreage, trees and bushes in which I’ve invested money and the labors of planting and trimming, and and Elke has invested all manner of tender loving care, including most of the watering.

One bucket beckoned–not any bucket, mind you, but one in whose bottom I had drilled an eighth-inch hole for the purpose of steadily delivering five gallons of water to the root system of any needy tree or bush. In a hellish summer like this, record heat and parched earth dominant, even the native or near-native timber has to be hydrated until it has sunk the deepest of taproots. We help the trees through their youth this way, so they may stand magnificent and more self-sufficient well after we’re pushing daisies, a small contribution to the ideal of leaving the world a little better than we found it.

My task was to soak at least five crape myrtles. Two of them were tender striplings that had died back to the roots and regrew hesitantly, frail stems following last year’s subzero cold snap. Meager rain late the afternoon before–to be precise, eight-hundredths of an inch at a gauge twenty feet away–either had evaporated or collected in a shallow layer of soil destined for disappearance in the abusively torrid sunshine mere hours ahead. Indeed, moisture already was rising to the surrounding air, the evaporational sacrifice of a dew-fall well underway.

Tranquil and serene, the hour of darkness and faint light astride the dawn is my favorite time to be outdoors. I seldom get out in this, because of the need to work or sleep at that hour on two-thirds of shifts. Yet here it was, an opportunity for immersion in something always welcomes, but seldom appreciated to the extent to come.

Stepping into the quietest time of night, it was obvious immediately that even the paucity of rainfall was able to leave a most welcomed souvenir. A soothing, moist, earthy scent wafted in gentle pulses here and there in the faint breeze, as if invisible clouds of natural aroma therapy. The experience was best grasped by extended and slow nasal breathing, eyes closed to focus most deeply and intently on the sense of smell. A fantastic fragrance it was.

Eyes opened, a stroll began, the flow of mild and moist air mostly a function of my walking pace. The mellow breeze stroked every inch of exposed skin in a continual silken brush, comforting beyond a superficial sense of touch, satiating to the very core amidst the ever-soothing and perfume of the dew. Minutes passed, uncounted and immaterial.

Gazing above, the silver light of a half-lunar noontime diffused through altocumulus and cirrus clouds. Gazing below, ghostly shadows brushed the ground in feathered edges, including the one moving apace with me. Faint blue-gray light appeared in the east, barely discernible around moonlit cloud edges, yet brightening ever so gradually. That evanescent moment soon arrived when lunar light and dawn glow strike a perfect balance, each readily distinct yet no brighter than the other, symmetry and equanimity of visual beauty additively complementing the multisensory serenity of the scene.

During that period, a small gathering of altocumulus, cellular and honeycombed in shape, passed before the moon. Silver light diffracted into a circular ring of color along the thinner edges of the cloud cells, a corona migrating from gap to gap as the cloud mass translated past. Visual resplendence above then coalesced with the onset of an enchanting auditory elegance.

In the distance, a lone, male chuck will’s widow chattered forth, its extant melody echoing across the acres. Only one other of God’s creatures broke the silence of the dawn; and thank the Lord it was that one. Like me, the nightjar is a creature most at home in the foredawn interlude. He too cherishes more somber surroundings in a nocturnal setting unencumbered by the harsh glare, fast-paced superficiality and overbearing tumult of the diurnal interval through which we each prefer to slumber.

It had to end, I suppose. At some diffuse point, the dreamy reality faded, overtaken by the pragmatism of needful return to vegetative nurturing. How many steps or furlongs did I walk? What interval passed on the clock? I can’t say with accuracy, and it doesn’t matter.

A dawn walk, with senses wide open, experienced outside self as much as from within, transcended such trivialities as time and opened a more spiritual pathway aloft–a blessing indeed, one among countless available for those who surrender to the possibilities.

Filed Under: Weather AND Not Tagged With: altocumulus, aromatic, blessings, chuck will's widow, cirrus, clouds, dawn, dew, experiences, moon, moonlight, transcendent

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